OOPS!! “WHO IN THE HELL CALLED FOR THE COPS TO COME WITH THE MEDICS?”


THE LOCAL ELBOW BENDERS “ON THE CORNER” AT DIVISION, HAD A “RICK PERRY MOMENT” AS IN “OOPS” WHEN A MEDIC WAS CALLED TO THE LODGE TO TREAT A KNIFE WOUND.

DIALING “9,” THE CALLER EXPLAINED THAT THE VICTIM HAD A KNIFE WOUND, THAT HE TOOK BLOOD THINNING MEDICINE AND THAT THEY COULD NOT STOP THE BLEEDING!

THE CALLER WAS NOT AWARE OF THE MEDICAL RESPONDERS OBLIGATIONS IN SUCH MATTERS. THEREFORE, WHEN THE CALLER MADE MENTION OF A “KNIFE WOUND,” THE RESPONDERS FOLLOWED REQUIRED PROCEDURE.

WHEN THE MEDICAL RESPONDERS APPEARED AT THE LODGE, THEY HAD–ACCORDING TO PROCEDURE–BROUGHT A COP. WHOOPS!

I HOPE WOODY WAS NOT SERIOUSLY HURT AND WILL RECOVER NICELY, BUT I DO HAVE OTHER THOUGHTS ON THE MATTER. AS THE LODGE HAS BEEN “DOWN” SEVERAL DAYS, AS IN “CLOSED,” WHETHER THE LODGE IS JUST BIDING TIME, WAITING IT OUT AND SEEING WHAT THE FALLOUT WILL BRING, AND ALL THAT STUFF GURNEY WILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH BEFORE REOPENING.

WHAT ALL THIS REALLY BOILS DOWN TO–ON THE WHOLE, IN THE MAIN AND THE WHOLE SHEBANG IS CLEAR. WHO WAS THE COP? IS HE CITY OR COUNTY? IS HE HONEST OR CORRUPT? HE SAW IT ALL, HE KNOWS THE LAW. WHAT MANNER OF COP IS HE? THE NEXT FEW DAYS WILL CLEARLY DISCLOSE THE ANSWER.

lICENSE HAVE BEEN AVAILABLE TO THE LODGE SINCE JULY 15,1998 (FOR MORE THAN 13 YEARS.) WE’LL SEE, WON’T WE?
lICENSE REFERENCED: KRS 243.270, SINCE JULY 15, 1998.

BUT, THAT WOULD MEAN THEY WOULD HAVE TO PAY TAXES! GRACIOUS, WE CAN’T HAVE THAT. ALCOHOL TAX, CHARITABLE GAMING TAX AND ALL THAT BUSINESS FILING WITH THE kENTUCKY REVENUE CABINET. MERCY ME! WHAT A BUNCH TROUBLE…AND WE HAVE NEVER BEEN BOTHERED WITH ALL THAT STUFF. WHY, WE HAVENT PAID SALES TAX SINCE BEFORE LOUIE NUNN TOOK IT FROM THREE CENTS TO A NICKLE.

AND OF COURSE, WE COULD NOT HAVE OUR ONE ARM BANDITS,OR ONE BUTTON BANDITS. THEY REPRESENT AT LEAST HALF OF OUR TOTAL REVENUE! WE JUST COULDN’T AFFORD THAT. GET GORNEY! GET’M ALL. PULL OUT ALL THE STOPS. GET ON IT!!!

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